SAP R/3 Statements

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These overestimated statements look forward to advising you about comments that you will likely hear often.

• It is based on a spider net, too many ways to reach the same point
• Why simplify if we can make it harder
• Germans are portugues who have learned mathematics
• The headoffice pressure is the best 'stimulus' to implement R/3
• No one knows who knows everything
• Everybody knows who makes polluted reports
• An upgrade should be called 'nothing works anymore'
• ABAP/4 or ABAP/3. Which name would be better ?
• It does not matter how much disk space it requires
• The unofficial meaning of some initials:

  SAP	Set of Assorted Problems
  ABAP	Another Barbarity to Annoy Programmers
  GUI	Gather Users Inaccuracy
  CATT	Certify And Trade Troubles
  IMG	I Mislead Guidance

Note:

Of course these funny statments are not true. I would say they are such jokes. :-)

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Copyright © 1997-2001 by Ricardo F Miranda
Last modified in August 22, 1997.